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  • January 22The bus list for the upcoming Museum of Tolerance field trip will be posted after school today. Go to H-23 if your name does not appear on the list.

  • January 22Cope is starting a new club called Codes. In this club, students will get to code. Go to the Student Center for more information.

  • January 14Due to the weather, hot chocolate and donuts will be sold on 1/18, 2/22, and 2/24, in the morning.

  • January 14All 7th graders, turn in your permission slip to your homeroom class by Feb. 1st.

  • January 11There are chess club meetings held every Fri. during second lunch in M-51. Make sure to join!

The Horror of Elementary School – The Slow Recovery of Terrible Hair

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The Horror of Elementary School – The Slow Recovery of Terrible Hair

Kaush M., Staff Writer

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Elementary School was an adventure of itself. Many might also remember the colorful pages of their Yearbook. But, many suffer from trauma from the deepest, darkest, most horrible part of their Elementary Yearbook, and that would be the horrible hairstyles (parents said, “Aww Sweety you look SOOOOO CUTE with that style!”), and little baby faces (faces harden and wear down in middle school from the battle of the fittest for the social triangle). There are many ways to get rid of these reoccurring traumas.  One way is to keep your old yearbooks in a deep, dark corner of your bookshelf. You should never destroy your yearbook because they are $45 and your parents would probably yell at you if you did. Another way is just to accept the fact that you looked like a monkey in 2nd grade.

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Kaush is a staff writer for the Talon. He plays his violin for a hobby and also loves editing videos. He is the editor for the ENN videos. He also does...

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