Emily C., Staff Writer

     Aries (March 21 – April 19): It’s starting to rain really hard outside and unfortunately, you are walking home from school because your mom forgot to pick you up again. You reach for your umbrella, but realize someone stole it. Then, a car zooms by and splashes you with a dirty puddle of water.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20): Because you did so well on a test, your teacher decides to give you a homework pass for two weeks.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20): You are running the mile and you are ahead of your best time by ten seconds. Then, you trip on a tree root and face plant into the mud.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22): You’re looking for a pot o’ gold, and luckily, you find one at the end of a rainbow. You also find a four leaf clover and are granted good luck for the rest of your life. Surprisingly, you find a Leprechaun and he gives you three wishes as well.

Leo (July 23 – August 22): You’re looking online to buy tickets to a concert, but they are sold out! On the day of the concert, you sneak backstage and meet the band. They give you front row seats and you watch their show all night.

Virgo (August 23 – September 22): You just ordered a pair of shoes online, but they accidently sent you two pairs. Since they have a no return policy, you must buy both pairs of shoes which will cost all of your savings.

Libra (September 23 – October 22): You’re taking a test online. You finish and get your results; 100%! Except you find out later that your test scores were switched and you actually got a 53%.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21): You a fast food place for dinner, but you ate spoiled food, causing you to be sick with poisoning for the next week.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21): You’re riding a dirt bike in the middle of nowhere without a helmet but it’s your first time riding. You fall off and have a full leg cast for seven months.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19): You’re watching a soccer game. A player kicks the ball into the crowds, accidentally: the person next to you got hit with the ball; you are lucky.

     Aquarius (January 20 – February 18): You volunteer a lot at the local animal shelter, so you’re given a free animal.

Pisces (February 19 – March 21): You wake up late one day and need to run to school. Unfortunately, it’s picture day and you look like you rolled out of bed.