Puns Galore!


Subhadra M., Staff Writer

     Some people believe that puns aren’t funny. In a way, they’re right. Puns are just punny. See what I did there? This is a condensed and compiled list of all the crazy puns you can think of.


     Egg puns are commonly used without any context except for the fact that eggs are involved. These are a few of the good ones.

  1. Why, that’s just egg-cellent
  2. How egg-straordinary!
  3. I’m egg-stremely concerned about that.


     Animals are a great subject of puns. Most of the time, the animals aren’t mentioned until the word they are being punned on comes up.

  1. This is koala-tea (two puns in one!) stuff.
  2. I’m bear-y disappointed in you.
  3. Stop being so philo-sloth-ical!


     There are some miscellaneous puns, too. They can be random, but they’re hilarious no matter what time of day you look at them!

  1. When life gives you melons, you’re dyslexic.
  2. A molecule put on glasses. It became mole-cool!
  3. Magicians have this trick where they say, “uno, dos” and vanish without a trace.

     Puns are a great way to make jokes and have fun with making a play on words. It’s an art, mastered only by the pun ninjas! Just kidding. Enjoy this game of