Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

Ananya Anand, Staff Writer

Why did the chicken cross the road? What was its motive? Is the chicken fleeing an alien invasion? Is it leaving farm life behind in favor of a more sophisticated urban atmosphere? Going out to Chick-fil-A? We never find out for sure. For all we know, the chicken could have not crossed the road at all. What if the road passed beneath the chicken?

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